Meet the Swamp Rockers!
Ladies and gentle-swampers, give it up for The Scaly & The Feathered!
On ukulele, we have Barnaby the Goose, who plays entirely by ear (since he doesn't have fingers). On lead vocals, we have Snappy the Croc, who promised not to eat the audience today—though he makes no guarantees about the microphone.
Live in Concert: "Swamp It Off!"
(Sung to the tune of "Shake It Off")
(Verse 1 — Barnaby shredding on the ukulele)
I stay up way too late,
Chasing bugs upon my plate!
That’s what Snappy says, mm-mm,
That’s what Snappy says, mm-mm!
(Verse 2 — Snappy trying to sing softly, but accidentally roaring)
I chew on big wooden stick!
My sharp teeth do a trick!
(Snappy snaps his jaws shut—CHOMP!—and accidentally bites the microphone in half)
Barnaby: "Snappy, NO! That’s the third microphone this week!"
(Chorus — Both jamming together)
'Cause the mud-haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,
And the crocs are gonna chew, chew, chew, chew, chew,
Baby, I’m just gonna strum, strum, strum, strum, strum!
Shake it off, shake the mud off!
Official Concert House Rules
- No Flying Fish Allowed: Throwing snacks at the stage will result in Snappy catching them mid-air and doing an aggressive victory tail-spin.
- Bring Earplugs: Snappy’s idea of a "soft lullaby" sounds like a foghorn blowing inside a metal trash can.
- Front Row Warning: If Snappy gets too into the beat, his tail will accidentally sweep the front row into the pond. Swim at your own risk!
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