What These Two Frogs Were Talking Made The Cow Laugh

Two frogs saw a cow.

Look at the size of that thing! Do you think if I breathe in really deep and puff myself up, I could be that big? the first frog said.

Don't even try it, my friend. Last time a frog tried to match a bovine, it didn't end well for his skin. Plus... I think it’s looking right at us." said the second frog.

The cow overheard what the frogs were talking and laughed. The frogs got frightened, jumped into the nearby pond.